ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW
ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW
ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW
A black jar candle labeled 'ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW' is held by red gloves wrapped in sheer red fabric against a plain light background.
ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW
A top-down view of a lit white candle in a minimalist black-rimmed glass container, centered on a solid pale pink background.
ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW
ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW
A promotional graphic for a candle listing with the headline 'MORE THAN JUST a candle' and six illustrated feature callouts: coconut wax, a laughing emoji, a gift box, a hand holding a black candle jar, a pink heart, and a yellow star. Text below says 'RELATEABLE, FUNNY, AF candles to HELP LIFE'S BS AT LEAST SMELL BETTER.

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ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW

Regular price $29.99
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Absolute Shit Show smells like sweet lychee, crisp apple and pear, soft florals, and... honestly, nothing like the shit show happening around you. Light it up and enjoy five minutes of pretending your life is sunshine and rainbows.

  • Hand poured, clean burning 
  • Made with all natural coconut wax
  • Clean fragrance oils
  • 40+ hour burn time
  • 8oz black glass jar with black lid 

Fragrance Notes:
Top: Apple, Pear, Lychee
Middle: Peony, Lotus Flower
Base: Musk, Sugar

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